Dear vending machine person- I'm sorry for what this message is about to do to you. But, trust me when I tell you it will affect YOU in a very profound way for the rest of the time you work on your route forever. I see hours of coin sorting and coin flipping in your future. I'm sorry, but this isn't the first time this issue has been posted. You had your chance. You lost.
Look, congratulations to everyone here on their weightloss. However, for the pics with your old pants you might want to stand in them and show how much room you now have. Instead, the way you hold them up implies you used to be 1/2 inch thick and I just don't buy that. Jus' sayin'.