Denial - it's surely not time to wake up? Anger - why didn't I go to bed sooner Bargaining - 5 more minutes Depression - ugh Acceptance - fine I'll do it The five stages of waking up.
Overdose yourself with these funny nursing eCards and Memes all 95 of them!
The five stages of waking up and make their way to acceptance.then change their life for the better! It's sad to watch someone live in denial and slowly let it eat away at them by blaming others.
Free and Funny News Ecard: Pss, I know what your text meant even with the misspelled word. No need to send another text with correctly spelled word. I'm just that smart.
love this for all the hateful people out there.Funny Friendship Ecard: Pst, I know you don't like me but spy on my status to talk shit behind my back! Glad to help bring some excitement to your boring life ;
cuz I know my texts are horribly misspelled! (I blame it on autocorrect!
However, if everyone re-checked all of their texts for spelling errors then we wouldn't have any fun laughs from auto-correct anymore.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. LOL or sipping a warm drink in the lodge while those crazy people risk their lives
We live in our pj's during the winter.
Thank you snow days! I've gotten to stay in my pjs for 4 days! Just what this prego needed!
Yep, with hot chocolate and a blanket
Sorry I'm Pinning all this naughty stuff today, but dang it's making laugh! It's all true!!
I ALWAYS flush with my foot! A wise man once told me, "The company I work for cleans the handle with the same cloth that they just cleaned the toilet with. Flush with your foot.
There is no excuse to not flush a public toilet. Use your foot, wrap your hand in toilet paper, whatever it takes!
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care if that public toilet handle is ten feet off the ground, I'm still going to raise my leg up there so that I can flush with my foot.
I honestly do this everytime I'm in a public bathroom. Landry doesn't even know using your hand is an option! I've always taught her the only way they'll flush is with your foot!
Exactly you stupid idiots . This would happen all the time in school . I'd cry and kick stuff and scream and they'd call me crazy or a cry baby , when really I was crying because I couldn't go and scratch your eyes out , and kick you in the face over and over ............ *check pulse * dang I need to calm down . Sorry this pin brought up memories
Im not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but i can't.
allll the timeeeeeee
Yup I cry when I'm angry and then it makes me livid when ppl think I'm crying because I'm sad, when I really want to punch them!
Exactly you stupid idiots . This would happen all the time in school . I'd cry and kick stuff and scream and they'd call me crazy or a cry baby , when really I was crying because I couldn't go and scratch your eyes out , and kick you in the face over and over ............ *check pulse * dang I need to calm down . Sorry this pin brought up memories
To the asshole who just beat up my father-in-law and sent him to the hospital for telling off his wife about driving her ATV on his lawn. Yeah, you're a big man now, douchebag - and I've never called ANYONE that in my life, but you've EARNED it.
Lots of douche bag humor today.
You certainly are, asshole. SO perfect.
Replace the word douche with jerkstore and this would be a perfect quote.
There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
When people ask me what I do I'm going to to now respond I'm a worst case scenario expert. This is my specialty.
Someone: "what's the worst case scenario?" Me:*goes really quickly through pre-thought through list or scenarios* Person: *picks a mediocre case scenario*
Learned from my mother!
Quotes About Jealousy : QUOTATION - Image : As the quote says - Description Quotes About Jealousy :Delusional unhappy peopleremain that way I guess
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If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. It's true! I want to start learning to run but, like it says, lots of walking to start I'm sure :D
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I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Story of my life. especially when people wake me before my alarm goes off
funny, lol and so true image on We Heart It
This collection of e-cards has at least one that everybody can relate to. That is the reason the cards are shared so much on social media. They are funny and sarcastic making them easily likeable.
I find it increasingly harder to not be sarcastic to people.
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I've always hated the expression, "everything happens for a reason", but this makes it a lot better!
hilarious // ALWAYS hear either hammertime or collaborate and listen
I prefer to collaborate and listen ;) we should all jump up and say "Hammer Time" and start dancing at our next PLC. Or, in the month of October, STOP, DROP, and ROLL for Fire Safety!
An attention getter for the whole class is to say "Stop" and the students respond "Collaborate and Listen." Got their attention and made me giggle every time!
I totally have this problem a lot - but its usually to collaborate and listen
LOL. This happens to me all the time. I burst out in song every time I hear someone say 'stop'
or you need to sneeze right after you applied your mascara and it's still wet! I clean it with a Q-tip! - usually it hits my lid and messes up my whole eye look!
Not usually does it hit my cheek.but it hits my eyelid, and of course my eye shadow has already been done.
Pajamas win, unless there are plans! And it bugs the heck out of me that this says "pajama's"
Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and youre not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.
Oh thats easy, pajamas.
Always opt for the pjs!
Chronic illness Fatigue definitely changes your daily schedule!
Amen again - This is every single time I go to Wal-Mart - seriously. They have 50 cash registers and 2 of them are open! That's why i quit going to walmart.
pretty much sums up my trip last night!
and oh, so true! ~~ One reason I don't shop at Walmart!
Exactly why you wont ever hear ANYONE say they ran into Mua at Walmart. Im next door at Target, getting in and OUT
A huge thank you to my English teachers growing up! Who would have though i would thanked them, or who would have thought people would have such poor grammar?
Sad is I had a crappy education and still have better grammar than others.
So true.bad grammar drives me crazy.
And when I correct u, don't tell me I'm not an English teacher. I'm trying to help u not sound like a dumbass!
Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.
I've thought it and come real close to saying it. Might as well tattoo an H on your forehead.
So true.or quote them and not live by them! I know SO many people that love to quote them and they are the most judgmental & unforgiving.
I look at people all the time and vomit in my mouth over the supposed "Christian life" they live. Well honey I saw you these past couple weekends hitting the bottle hard and sleeping with a different guy every night.
This made me laugh! An important thing for us all to remember, though. Live what you preach.
i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)