You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man  throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog. | Funny Tweeter

I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling “why you ain’t got no babies?”I bet my father in law paid her

Shhh.... Toddler sleeping by TheModernWhittler on Etsy, $12.00

Shhh.... Toddler sleeping, door hanger, custom colors, no soliciting sign, do not knock, you wake it you take it, hanging sign, wall art

Toddler sleeping by TheModernWhittler on Etsy (black with tan lettering to match door mat)

Need some parenting humor to help you laugh about the hardest job on earth? I round up all the funny parenting memes full of quotes from real parents to help you laugh and find the humor in raising our kids.

Hilarious Facebook Parenting Memes of the Month

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Seriously, though?! Around my house this happens way past the toddler stage. #makesmewanttoscream#spoiledbrats

Funny, insightful, sentimental parenting quotes

"Having a toddler is basically just being somebody's snack bitch"

"Having a toddler is basically just being somebody's snack bitch". Every time he sees me "juice/ snack/ milk".