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A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time...

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

Video: Excuse Me in Sign Language Signing: The sign for excuse me is also the sign for pardon me, or forgive me. You set up the sign by taking your non-dominant hand palm facing the sky, then brush…

What’s more, the pig, expertly manoeuvring the sheep into a pen, has only three legs.“Excuse me,” says the man to the farmer, “But why has that pig only got three legs?”“Let me tell y.. #funny, #joke, #humor