Funniest short jokes

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?”

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...

An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: “My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total …

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over […]

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

Man who escaped alcatraz sends FBI a letter after being free for 50 years

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.