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25+ Old Sayings And What They Actually Mean

Old sayings are a crucial part of communication that help us connect better with others. Here're some popular old sayings and their meanings.

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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ...

Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small...

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Old Lady With A Farting Problem

Betty was a little old lady who was always cheerful and quite happy with her life... ... but lately she had started having a bit of a problem. One day she goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always...

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