Funny phrases

Men’s Rules for Women ————————— 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t...

Did you grow up hearing your elders say phrases that you had no idea what they meant? I know I did. Even today, when I hear or read such, I find myself thinking of my

You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.

Не влюбляйтесь в Рака, потому что у него самое чистое и доброе сердце. Он вступает в отношения без скрытых мотивов, ни о чем вас не спрашивая. Он просто отдаст вам все, что имеет, если вы докажете, что стоите того. Он старается изо всех сил, чтобы облегчить жизнь своим близким людям, в том числе и вам. Не влюбляйтесь в Рака, потому что он защищает свою душу. Вы должны постараться, чтобы сблизиться с ним. Он оттолкнет вас в надежде, что вы попробуете пробиться к нему снова.

A gynaecologist had become fed-up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career - funny joke

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These Finnish phrases describe the unique aspects of the Finnish mindset and culture, focusing on nature, animals and, of course, food.

These Finnish phrases describe the unique aspects of the Finnish mindset and culture, focusing on nature, animals and, of course, food.

A husband and wife love to play golf together. But they were not satisfied with their game. So they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees him swing, he says, “No, no, no,” you're gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what should I do?”...

Comeback refers to a quick reply to a critical remark which basically shuts down the critic immediately. The best comebacks are always a step ahead in restoring karma, defending the accused ones, and making that snap which is entertaining to anyone who witnesses it.