If you keep the gun in your purse,you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It is a rule. -Laurell K. Hamilton, Guilty Pleasures
Seven Heroes Of Olympus
Percy: I'm a joke. Annabeth: You're not a joke, Percy. Annabeth: You have to be funny to be a joke. Percy: How dare you I'm hi-fucking-larious.