An Indian Doctor opens a Clinic in US and a Lawyer visited him | OfficiallyBored
drops in patient's mouth."Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor – his problem is...
Funny Joke: An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor. After the elderly man's examination, the doctor said, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger...
Funny Joke: A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
Dirty Joke: The guy thought it was his lucky day
Funny Joke: My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept
Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne
Funny Joke: Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years. Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne. Every
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination
Funny Joke: 90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, "George,
A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner
Funny Joke: On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she
An 85 Year Old Man Goes To The Doctor
Funny Joke: An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
When a Polish guy married an American Woman | OfficiallyBored
grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car c
The devil lets this man pick his own punishment – not all is what...
Funny Joke: A lawyer dies and goes to hell... The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion,
When a Fireman tried to apply his Work rules at his Home | OfficiallyBored
want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love." The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes. " Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed. " Bell 3," and they began to
Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his...
Funny Joke: Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells