When we think of gas masks, we immediately envision goggles with a large contraption placed over the mouth. That’s because the design has largely gone unchanged over the years. Perhaps this cumbersome design is not the best solution.
Bionic Boots make you run like a speeding ostrich <-- yeah because it was always my dream to run like an ostrich. Was there not a more graceful animal we could have come up with?<-- it's ostrich inspired you frigging inbred