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There is not enough coffee in Columbia to make me a morning person. | Sympathy Ecard | someecards.com

or cocaine. There isn't enough cocaine in Colombia to make me a morning person. Not that I do cocaine.

Let me have my morning coffee and Prozac before you start your shit.

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Look forward to my coffee every morning!

This is totally me! Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Been there.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

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