John Egbert- when people reimagine Homestuck in AUs, John tends to be royalty. It's fitting somehow, despite how much of a doofus he is. He's just king of doofuses. <<<<<< I'm only pinning cause this describes my friend who loves John.
All deaths in Homestuck (except the Game Over ones, for some reason.) yeah, I was gonna point out that they neglected to mention a few, and my john death tally is four, there was one not pictured after the retcon