Maybe this doesn't belong on my humor Board, but you know what they say.you laugh because it's true. You should NEVER screw with another woman's husband or family. Noone likes a Fat UGLY DESPERATE Hog FREAK screwing with there life.
Samantha handed a cigarette over to Collin, a look of disappointment crossing her face. "Monsieur, you know you have trouble with--" Before she could finish her sentence, a huge trail of smoke was emitting from Collin's esophagus, or what was left of it.