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I wish my life had background music so I could tell what the hell was going on. Funny Memes, Funny Quotes, Humour, Funny Stuff, Funny Videos, Retro Humour, Vintage Humor, Sarcastic Quotes, Vintage Quotes
I wish my life had background music so I could tell what the hell was going on.
I know my limits - I don't pay attention to them - But I do know them. Hahahaha!!! Quotes, Sayings, People, Sarcastic Humor, Pay Attention, Truth
I know my limits - I don't pay attention to them - But I do know them. Hahahaha!!!
Right?! I Love To Laugh, Words, Make Me Smile, Laugh, Words Of Wisdom
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It took me a long time to understand this about me; there are some of us in the world like this and we don't realize the very being of who we are and our sheer presence causes some difficulties for people. But, I learned I don't have to own their feelings or perspectives about me. CF Feelings, Wicked, Wise Words, Quotes To Live By, Favorite Quotes, Me Quotes
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It took me a long time to understand this about me; there are some of us in the world like this and we don't realize the very being of who we are and our sheer presence causes some difficulties for people. But, I learned I don't have to own their feelings or perspectives about me. CF
mwordsandthechristianwoman.com…a beautiful blog from a woman who wants to support other sisters in christ Yoga, Life Lessons, Meditation, Strength, Motivation, Mind Over Matter, Posturas De Yoga, Vida, Positivity
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mwordsandthechristianwoman.com…a beautiful blog from a woman who wants to support other sisters in christ
Out of the fucking question Queen, Miranda Lambert, Inspiration, Nature, Life Quotes
Out of the fucking question
Others should become aware of your AWESOME-NESS too. Wear this t shirt when you feel wonderfully AWESOME! Make others laugh, make yourself feel great, cheer up the world, cure world hunger, save the whales, stop global warming, you know ....just be AWESOME Everyday!!!! www.flirtydivatees.com Cheerleading, Shirts, Message T Shirts, Funny Beauty Quotes, Tee, How Are You Feeling, Feeling Great
Others should become aware of your AWESOME-NESS too. Wear this t shirt when you feel wonderfully AWESOME! Make others laugh, make yourself feel great, cheer up the world, cure world hunger, save the whales, stop global warming, you know ....just be AWESOME Everyday!!!! www.flirtydivatees.com
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Funny makeup meme
A cake without frosting? Never! Eyeliner, Mary Kay, Lips, Health And Beauty, Beauty Quotes, Up Quotes, Lipstick Quotes
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A cake without frosting? Never!
Looking to lose some extra minutes off your hour glass figure? HCGDiet.com can help! Fitness, Health, What's My Body Type, Hcg Diet Drops, Sassy Quotes Funny, Sassy Quotes
Looking to lose some extra minutes off your hour glass figure? HCGDiet.com can help!
"If I have offended anybody with any of my language, all I can say is tough titty." -Dolly Devon, Singer, Country Girls, Lady, Country Music, Dolly Parton Quotes, Dolly Parton, Dolly, Hello Dolly
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"If I have offended anybody with any of my language, all I can say is tough titty." -Dolly
Holy crap I can't stand when I see people with nasty feet... I just want to kidnap them, take them to a salon and get them a damn pedicure! Ipad, Jokes, Witty
Holy crap I can't stand when I see people with nasty feet... I just want to kidnap them, take them to a salon and get them a damn pedicure!
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Put On A Little Lipstick, You'll Be Fine Funny Painted Wood Sign Mascara, Divorce Gift, Best Advice Ever, Fabulous Quotes
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Put On A Little Lipstick, You'll Be Fine Funny Painted Wood Sign
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Lol! I say this to Shawny all the time  "omg it will only take me like 15 minutes to get ready" more like....45?;) Tips, Make Me Up, Makeup Quotes, Girly Things, Girly Girl
Lol! I say this to Shawny all the time "omg it will only take me like 15 minutes to get ready" more like....45?;)
i wear a ton of makeup, because it's fun to put on & it enhances my already-beautiful face! i'm hot, with or without it- i just prefer to have it on! so what!? Hate, Truths
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i wear a ton of makeup, because it's fun to put on & it enhances my already-beautiful face! i'm hot, with or without it- i just prefer to have it on! so what!?
The residue of last night's "smoky eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. Shit Happens
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The residue of last night's "smoky eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye.
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Funny!
I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on? I'm not going. Belly Laughs, Humor, I Laughed
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I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on? I'm not going.
Kathy's Day Spa Party"! Skincare, facials masks and make-up techniques!! Booking within the Southern NJ area or start your own Spa Party business, ask me how? www.beautipage.com/KathysDaySpa www.facebook.com/KathysDaySpa Fandom, Bitchy Quotes, Sarcasm, Comebacks
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Kathy's Day Spa Party"! Skincare, facials masks and make-up techniques!! Booking within the Southern NJ area or start your own Spa Party business, ask me how? www.beautipage.com/KathysDaySpa www.facebook.com/KathysDaySpa
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Total Waste Of Makeup - Ephemera Retro Heart Strawberry Glossy Lip Balm 17ml
A friend saw this on a blog.  Too cute....and true! Awkward, Younger, Dorky, Totally, Things To Think About, My Style, Attitude
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A friend saw this on a blog. Too cute....and true!
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"On a bad day there is always lipstick." Funny and inspirational makeup and beauty quote Wisdom, Thoughts, Inspire Me, Bad Day
"On a bad day there is always lipstick." Funny and inspirational makeup and beauty quote
This is Funny, but TRUE  #makeup #quotes #sugarsweet143 You Look Pretty, Audrey Hepburn Quotes, Best Quotes
This is Funny, but TRUE #makeup #quotes #sugarsweet143
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Register on my Mary Kay Webpage, you will recive a Free Look Book and Free Samples!! The process is easy, and the webpage is http://www.marykay.com/beebeautifulheather
or you need to sneeze right after you applied your mascara and it's still wet! LOL!!!! I clean it with a Q-tip!! Amusing, Hunger
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or you need to sneeze right after you applied your mascara and it's still wet! LOL!!!! I clean it with a Q-tip!!
this is true in our house! Want the house really clean? Then its me in glasses and yoga pants, hair up and no makeup. Want me all dolled up? No guarantees what the house will look like! Sarcastic Quotes Funny, Quotable Quotes
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this is true in our house! Want the house really clean? Then its me in glasses and yoga pants, hair up and no makeup. Want me all dolled up? No guarantees what the house will look like!
accidently said that to my mom, didn't know it insulted her until later that night when she was telling my dad about it!! OOOPS!! Reading, I Smile
accidently said that to my mom, didn't know it insulted her until later that night when she was telling my dad about it!! OOOPS!!