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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. You don’t have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here … but it helps! Just kidding. You have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here. Read your contract. PERFECT FOR: Fans of meta-commentaries Fans of

CAUTION - Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.

It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

TAXES - You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find that you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

ASPIRATION - I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.

The harder you try the dumber you look.

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

RESULTS - Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".