Zodiac Signs

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How The Zodiac Signs Cry: Aries: Angry cry; Taurus: Makes you uncomfortable to be around them cry; Gemini: Fake cry; Cancer: Dead on the floor cryLeo: Pretty cry; Virgo: “I’m allowing myself 30 minutes” cry; Libra: Theatrical fits of sobbing cry; Scorpio: floods of tears/ angry cry; Sagittarius: Doesn’t cry; Capricorn: Goes to their closet to cry; Aquarius: Doesn’t cry; Pisces: Lost in a sea of tissues cry

How The Zodiac Signs Cry

How The Zodiac Signs Cry: Aries: Angry cry; Taurus: Makes you uncomfortable to be around them cry; Gemini: Fake cry; Cancer: Dead on the floor cryLeo: Pretty cry; Virgo: “I’m allowing myself 30 minutes” cry; Libra: Theatrical fits of sobbing cry; Scorpio: floods of tears/ angry cry; Sagittarius: Doesn’t cry; Capricorn: Goes to their closet to cry; Aquarius: Doesn’t cry; Pisces: Lost in a sea of tissues cry

The Zodiac Signs & The Amount Of Fucks They Give:- Says IDGAF and makes sure everyone knows it because they secretly care too much: Leo, Aries; Everyone thinks they DGAF while they’re internally screaming: Taurus, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius; They give too many fucks and everyone knows it: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, and Pisces; Doesn’t give a fuck: Sagittarius

The Zodiac Signs & The Amount Of Fucks They Give

The Zodiac Signs & The Amount Of Fucks They Give:- Says IDGAF and makes sure everyone knows it because they secretly care too much: Leo, Aries; Everyone thinks they DGAF while they’re internally screaming: Taurus, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius; They give too many fucks and everyone knows it: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, and Pisces; Doesn’t give a fuck: Sagittarius

How The Signs Deals With Stress: Aries: pretends to be fine but slowly breaks down inside; Taurus: fiddles with things to distract themselves; Gemini: drowns out their problems w/ music; Cancer: cries; Leo: meditationVirgo: what’s stress?; Libra: caffeine caffeine and more caffeine; Scorpio: naps; Sagittarius: takes a break and waits to get inspired again

How The Signs Deals With Stress

How The Signs Deals With Stress: Aries: pretends to be fine but slowly breaks down inside; Taurus: fiddles with things to distract themselves; Gemini: drowns out their problems w/ music; Cancer: cries; Leo: meditationVirgo: what’s stress?; Libra: caffeine caffeine and more caffeine; Scorpio: naps; Sagittarius: takes a break and waits to get inspired again

Supernatural Character is Your Enemy Based on Your Zodiac Sign: Aries– Bobby; Taurus– Castiel; Gemini– Crowley; Cancer– Abandon; Leo– Sam; Virgo– Lucifer; Libra– John Winchester; Scorpio- Dean; Sagittarius– Cain; Capricorn– Metatron; Aquarius– Balthazar; Pisces– Charlie

Which Supernatural Character is Your Enemy Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Supernatural Character is Your Enemy Based on Your Zodiac Sign: Aries– Bobby; Taurus– Castiel; Gemini– Crowley; Cancer– Abandon; Leo– Sam; Virgo– Lucifer; Libra– John Winchester; Scorpio- Dean; Sagittarius– Cain; Capricorn– Metatron; Aquarius– Balthazar; Pisces– Charlie

Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Regret Their Harsh Actions: Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Pisces

Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Regret Their Harsh Actions

Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Regret Their Harsh Actions: Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Pisces

Signs Thoughts On 12 stars: Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes; Taurus: I could eat some cake right now; Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said; Cancer: I need hugs and cookies; Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me; Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines; Libra: Stop war, hug more.

The Zodiac Signs' Thoughts On 12-stars

Signs Thoughts On 12 stars: Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes; Taurus: I could eat some cake right now; Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said; Cancer: I need hugs and cookies; Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me; Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines; Libra: Stop war, hug more.

The Zodiac Signs When Lost: ARIES: FUCK!; TAURUS: …Does anyone have a map?; GEMINI: No you IDIOT. You were supposed to bring the map!; CANCER: We’re all going to die. Oh god!; LEO: Hell yeah; Cancer. We will if you keep complaining. The way back this way!! Or this way… Or that way…um

The Zodiac Signs When Lost

The Zodiac Signs When Lost: ARIES: FUCK!; TAURUS: …Does anyone have a map?; GEMINI: No you IDIOT. You were supposed to bring the map!; CANCER: We’re all going to die. Oh god!; LEO: Hell yeah; Cancer. We will if you keep complaining. The way back this way!! Or this way… Or that way…um

Zodiacs Signs When Its Raining:- Runs outside and looks up into the sky and stands there: Scorpio, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces; Dances in the rain: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; Stares out the window cause ain’t no way they going to ruin their clothes and hair: Gemini, Cancer, Libra; Looks at everyone outside like they’re mad: Virgo, Capricorn

Zodiacs Signs When Its Raining

Zodiacs Signs When Its Raining:- Runs outside and looks up into the sky and stands there: Scorpio, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces; Dances in the rain: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; Stares out the window cause ain’t no way they going to ruin their clothes and hair: Gemini, Cancer, Libra; Looks at everyone outside like they’re mad: Virgo, Capricorn

The Zodiac Signs When Their Crush Likes Them Back

Zodiac Signs When Their Crush Likes Them Back:- Aries: Holy Mother Of Jeez My Prayers Have Been Answered; Taurus: No…You’re fucking with me; Gemini: THEY CHOSE ME?!?!!!!?; Cancer: Hee hee, that’s nice!; Leo: Wait what!; Virgo: Omggg my heart hurts…Libra: What to do now?!; Scorpio: I am going to shriek it like a Bald Eagle From The Mountaintops!; Sagittarius: 11:11 WORKS; Capricorn: I don’t like this joke. Not one fucking bit!; Aquarius: Hey! winks; Pisces: Aww same

Zodiac Signs As GHOSTS: Aries: Hides in closets and screams demonically at night; Taurus: Doesn’t really do much, usually found in inanimate objects; Gemini: Knocks shit over, scrapes nails against walls, smashes glass; Cancer: Comforts small children, protects their loved ones. Acts as a guardian angel.

Zodiac Signs As GHOSTS!

Zodiac Signs As GHOSTS: Aries: Hides in closets and screams demonically at night; Taurus: Doesn’t really do much, usually found in inanimate objects; Gemini: Knocks shit over, scrapes nails against walls, smashes glass; Cancer: Comforts small children, protects their loved ones. Acts as a guardian angel.

Zodiac Signs That Are Sweet But Not Innocent: • TAURUS• GEMINI• LIBRA• PISCES• SAGITTARIUS

Zodiac Signs That Are Sweet But Not Innocent

Zodiac Signs That Are Sweet But Not Innocent: • TAURUS• GEMINI• LIBRA• PISCES• SAGITTARIUS

Zodiac Signs Meeting Satan: Aries: “I bet I could be a better Lucifer than you.”Taurus: “I don’t want anything to do with you, please leave.”Gemini: “This is just like that one episode of American Horror Story!”Cancer: “Please leave my family alone.”Leo: “Want to be mutual?”Virgo: “This is just like that one episode of Supernatural !”Libra: Shrinks away in the cornerScorpio: “I think I’ve known you all my life.”Sagittarius: tries to find something positive about the situation.

Zodiac Signs Meeting Satan

Zodiac Signs Meeting Satan: Aries: “I bet I could be a better Lucifer than you.”Taurus: “I don’t want anything to do with you, please leave.”Gemini: “This is just like that one episode of American Horror Story!”Cancer: “Please leave my family alone.”Leo: “Want to be mutual?”Virgo: “This is just like that one episode of Supernatural !”Libra: Shrinks away in the cornerScorpio: “I think I’ve known you all my life.”Sagittarius: tries to find something positive about the situation.

Boyfriend Vs Food What Do The Zodiac Signs Choose: Boyfriend: Leo, Cancer, Libra, Aries, Gemini, Virgo; Food: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn

Boyfriend Vs Food? What Do The Zodiac Signs Choose?

Boyfriend Vs Food What Do The Zodiac Signs Choose: Boyfriend: Leo, Cancer, Libra, Aries, Gemini, Virgo; Food: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn

Zodiac Women Whose Confidence Scare Weak Men: LIBRA, ARIES, SCORPIO, AQUARIUS, LEO, GEMINI, SAGITTARIUS, TAURUS

Zodiac Women Whose Confidence Scare Weak Men

Zodiac Women Whose Confidence Scare Weak Men: LIBRA, ARIES, SCORPIO, AQUARIUS, LEO, GEMINI, SAGITTARIUS, TAURUS

Zodiac Signs On A Road Trip: Aries: “Are we there yet?! ” x100 timesTaurus: Sleeps the entire trip.Gemini: Too busy reading guidebooks and spouting trivia about the surroundings to actually see anything.Cancer: Tries to instigate road trip games.Leo: Insists on driving the whole way.Virgo: In charge of maps and navigation.Libra: Gets pissed off when the others don’t like their music.Scorpio: Moodily reads the entire trip.Sagittarius: Backseat driver. To the max.

The Zodiac Signs On A Road Trip

Zodiac Signs On A Road Trip: Aries: “Are we there yet?! ” x100 timesTaurus: Sleeps the entire trip.Gemini: Too busy reading guidebooks and spouting trivia about the surroundings to actually see anything.Cancer: Tries to instigate road trip games.Leo: Insists on driving the whole way.Virgo: In charge of maps and navigation.Libra: Gets pissed off when the others don’t like their music.Scorpio: Moodily reads the entire trip.Sagittarius: Backseat driver. To the max.

The Chill Squad Levels Of Each Zodiac Sign: Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius; Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer; NO fucking chill and doesn’t give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo

The Chill Squad Levels Of Each Zodiac Sign

The Chill Squad Levels Of Each Zodiac Sign: Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius; Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer; NO fucking chill and doesn’t give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo