OMG. It’s only the 8th grade. But I tried to pitch in and help. What would you like me to cook, I asked 14 year old Noel. Glow-in-the-dark Jello Shots, he assured me, were all he desired. Now what in the heck are glow-in-the-dark Jello shots, I wondered? But thank god for the internet. Within 10 minutes I was an expert.